Against my better judgement, within the next month, I will probably On-Demand the following movies:1408 (Whoops! Too late!!)DisturbiaCivic DutyDelta FarceMr. BrooksRise: Blood HunterSpecies IV: The AwakeningThe HoaxThe Reaping (Whoops!! Too late!!) 

Check the bottom of this page. Enjoy the 2 - 3 Just Farr A Laugh .jpegs, and enjoy the entire, MASSIVE release on 02/19/2007!!! Furthermore….BE OUR FRIEND ON MYSPACE!!!!

Like to read? Good. Enjoy this action-packed post/bulletin/irritant of Earles and Jensen news and fun facts!First, here’s a clip from the late-70’s made-for-TV mess, Death Drug. It pays off in the end.Now…**Take a look at our revamped MySpace profile!! Listen to the posted track!! (If you are not receiving this info from our MySpace profile, [...]

To detour from self-promotion, pop-cultural alienation, and failed stabs at humor, it must be noted that I am amazed daily that one of my cats is about to turn thirteen. This will be simple…the sort of thing one might read on an Elliot Smith fan’s blog.This (once) solid black, longhaired, somewhat overweight and big-boned (he’s a BIG cat) asshole makes a frequent [...]

OFFICIAL, OFFICIAL, OFFICIAL, OFFICIAL ENOUGH!?!?!?!

1. Anton choking on the peanuts during the “so, you married into it” exchange.2. Tasteful use of the transponder.3. It’s not near as violent as the reviewers, especially the ninnie that wrote about it for Slate, would have you believe.4. It’s a tour of proto-sprawl motels circa-1980.5. (Goof) Mid-80’s K-Car in motel parking lot.6. This [...]

Though other outlets, probably Pitchfork and definitely the Matador Records web site, will be announcing this over the next week and a half, I’m here to break the news that Andrew Earles and Jeffrey Jensen have finally signed to Matador Records, under the artist moniker, “Earles and Jensen.” What this means:Earles and Jensen Present: Just [...]

Yes, people, I am spit-shining the year-end installment of Where’s The Street Team? for Magnet Magazine, and what follows is my original intro. It sucked! My editors served me!! They are in bold!! I started writing this column in early 2003, making this the fourth year-end installment of Where’s The Street Team?. Nobody celebrates four years [...]

Now, what in the hell possessed me to On-Demand The Reaping? Was it a desire to watch Stringer Bell in his biggest movie roll yet? It certainly wasn’t my desire to absorb any Biblical horror. Biblical horror and zombie films: Two sub-genres that don’t really do it for me. Yawn.I did have a thought today. [...]

Enjoy this footage of Norman Mailer and Rip Torn beating the living shit out of one another. Circa-1970.