[being the vicious obituary I wrote for Ronald Reagan and the very last thing of mine to appear on the old website for my zine, "Worldly Remains: A Pop Culture Review." Watch for the revival of WR in '06!!]

Say Goodbye to Pruneface
Ronald Wilson Reagan, 1911-2004

He died! His death made no great stir on earth;
His burial made some pomp; there was profusion
Of velvet